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Written in collaboration by Robert Ayres,David Geissler,Joe Mazza and Doug O'Keefe.Performed Fall Season 1993 at The Cantab Lounge, Cambridge, MA.by the Catbox Cabaret presents its original epic which was first presented in the autumn of 1993. It is a mixture of high humor, bitter despair, and unapologetic surrealism. The wild plot, focusing on the exploits and travails of the anti-hero, Cyrus Bellow, moves from a sleazy corporate underbelly of power and murder to corner the market on the drug Uritan to suburban drug addiction, a supermom-turned-terrorist, among others.Filmed by Lenny Hall. Follow the entire series.

Areality show series based on a weirdly unique family living in Santa Barbara, CA and their chaotic life filled with surfers, skaters and healthy gourmet cooking. Follow the lives of Stacy (an active 400 lb. mom who is in desperate need of bariatric surgery), Scott (a computer guru who drives a pink car, runs his own business and struggles to carve out a living in one of the world's richest cities), Cousteau (their 9-year-old son who has surfed and skated since he was four-years-old, yet through his many years of competition has yet to bring home a first place trophy) and their perky Boston Terriers, Happy and Petal. You'll also meet an eccentric cast of the 20 or so characters who fill their daily life. From the multitude of groms that are always around, to "Layback" Mike Pugh, an ex-pro skater and snowboarder, who struggles to stay clean and sober after losing his best friend to drug addiction, to "Uncle" Chris Keet who despite a good case of adult ADD, runs Santa Barbara's premier surf school, Surf Happens, and is trying to coach Cousteau to the winner's circle. We are currently in the development phase and working on our pilot. This is footage of Cousteau, Scott's lifelong friend Phil and his daughters, Katelyn and Carina snowboarding for the first time in the lofty mountains of Minnesota. Phil was a ski instructor for years and Cousteau, a lifetime surfer and skater. Katelyn's and Carina's first love is gymnastics!

Written in collaboration by Robert Ayres,David Geissler,Joe Mazza and Doug O'Keefe.Performed Fall Season 1993 at The Cantab Lounge, Cambridge, MA.by the Catbox Cabaret presents its original epic which was first presented in the autumn of 1993. It is a mixture of high humor, bitter despair, and unapologetic surrealism. The wild plot, focusing on the exploits and travails of the anti-hero, Cyrus Bellow, moves from a sleazy corporate underbelly of power and murder to corner the market on the drug Uritan to suburban drug addiction, a supermom-turned-terrorist, among others.Filmed by Lenny Hall. Follow the entire series.

Written in collaboration by Robert Ayres,David Geissler,Joe Mazza and Doug O'Keefe.Performed Fall Season 1993 at The Cantab Lounge, Cambridge, MA.by the Catbox Cabaret presents its original epic which was first presented in the autumn of 1993. It is a mixture of high humor, bitter despair, and unapologetic surrealism. The wild plot, focusing on the exploits and travails of the anti-hero, Cyrus Bellow, moves from a sleazy corporate underbelly of power and murder to corner the market on the drug Uritan to suburban drug addiction, a supermom-turned-terrorist, among others.Filmed by Lenny Hall. Follow the entire series.

Written in collaboration by Robert Ayres,David Geissler,Joe Mazza and Doug O’Keefe.Performed Fall Season 1993 at The Cantab Lounge, Cambridge, MA.by the Catbox Cabaret presents its original epic which was first presented in the autumn of 1993. It is a mixture of high humor, bitter despair, and unapologetic surrealism. The wild plot, focusing on the exploits and travails of the anti-hero, Cyrus Bellow, moves from a sleazy corporate underbelly of power and murder to corner the market on the drug Uritan to suburban drug addiction, a supermom-turned-terrorist, among others.Filmed by Lenny Hall. Follow the entire series.

Written in collaboration by Robert Ayres,David Geissler,Joe Mazza and Doug O’Keefe.Performed Fall Season 1993 at The Cantab Lounge, Cambridge, MA.by the Catbox Cabaret presents its original epic which was first presented in the autumn of 1993. It is a mixture of high humor, bitter despair, and unapologetic surrealism. The wild plot, focusing on the exploits and travails of the anti-hero, Cyrus Bellow, moves from a sleazy corporate underbelly of power and murder to corner the market on the drug Uritan to suburban drug addiction, a supermom-turned-terrorist, among others.Filmed by Lenny Hall. Follow the entire series.

Written in collaboration by Robert Ayres,David Geissler,Joe Mazza and Doug O’Keefe.Performed Fall Season 1993 at The Cantab Lounge, Cambridge, MA.by the Catbox Cabaret presents its original epic which was first presented in the autumn of 1993. It is a mixture of high humor, bitter despair, and unapologetic surrealism. The wild plot, focusing on the exploits and travails of the anti-hero, Cyrus Bellow, moves from a sleazy corporate underbelly of power and murder to corner the market on the drug Uritan to suburban drug addiction, a supermom-turned-terrorist, among others.Filmed by Lenny Hall. Follow the entire series.

Areality show series based on a weirdly unique family living in Santa Barbara, CA and their chaotic life filled with surfers, skaters and healthy gourmet cooking. Follow the lives of Stacy (an active 400 lb. mom who is in desperate need of bariatric surgery), Scott (a computer guru who drives a pink car, runs his own business and struggles to carve out a living in one of the world’s richest cities), Cousteau (their 9-year-old son who has surfed and skated since he was four-years-old, yet through his many years of competition has yet to bring home a first place trophy) and their perky Boston Terriers, Happy and Petal. You’ll also meet an eccentric cast of the 20 or so characters who fill their daily life. From the multitude of groms that are always around, to “Layback” Mike Pugh, an ex-pro skater and snowboarder, who struggles to stay clean and sober after losing his best friend to drug addiction, to “Uncle” Chris Keet who despite a good case of adult ADD, runs Santa Barbara’s premier surf school, Surf Happens, and is trying to coach Cousteau to the winner’s circle. We are currently in the development phase and working on our pilot. This is footage of Cousteau, Scott’s lifelong friend Phil and his daughters, Katelyn and Carina snowboarding for the first time in the lofty mountains of Minnesota. Phil was a ski instructor for years and Cousteau, a lifetime surfer and skater. Katelyn’s and Carina’s first love is gymnastics!

Though we might all look forward to Christmas, very few of us can probably say that it is a stress-free time of the year. In principal, the idea of your entire family in the same room for a whole day, swapping unwanted Christmas presents, drinking lots of alcohol and eating all the food you spent hours preparing sounds fine; but it’s a good job there’s a week to recover in time for New Year as December can be exhausting.

Why not take a few precautions this year and treat that special someone (even if that’s you) to some Christmas presents that will help to muffle those jingle bells long enough for a bit of quiet pampering?

Whether it’s a wonderful thirty minutes of pampering for yourself, or a whole day dedicated to three different kinds of treatments, these unique and wonderful Christmas presents are a sure way to put a smile on someone’s face. From manicures, to pedicures, massages or even a little dip in a whirlpool spa; these Christmas presents can only promise a day of ultimate relaxation.

With all of those Christmas parties to attend, you’ll want to look your best, so why not treat yourself and a friend to a makeover? You could even have the perfect finished results captured on camera with a ‘Hair and Beauty Makeover and photo-shoot’ – ideal Christmas presents either for yourself or any teenagers in the family.

Fashion Photoshoot Christmas presents can be a wonderful way of reminding that special someone just how gorgeous you think they are. These are Christmas presents worthy of the supermodels with a professional consultation beforehand and the chance to select and even re-touch the finished pictures afterwards. Perhaps you know someone who needs a bit of seasonal cheer, and would love the opportunity for a completely new look for the New Year? With a ‘Star Style Transformation’, they could have just that as these Christmas presents offer a day’s pampering from a whole team of professional stylists.

If these Christmas presents sound exclusively for women, then think again. Gift Packs can make excellent Christmas presents for the man in your life too. He may well need a massage after a busy year of pampering you; and if a professional massage doesn’t sound rewarding enough, then how about a ‘City Slicker Photographic Makeover’ for that city gent in your life? You get the chance to relax and unwind too as you wait in the luxurious bar with a complimentary drink as the professionals set about turning your man into the ultimate pin-up – two Christmas presents in one!

If you or that special someone has a taste for the more unusual things in life, then why not try out some of the more unusual pampering treats this year? As far as Christmas presents go, they don’t get much more unique than a ‘Balinese Indulgence Experience’ ancient treatments that combine the scents of aromatherapy to recharge the mind, body and soul. If all that indulgence at the Christmas dinner table tends to bring out pangs of guilt, then you can start to feel better with a ‘Rasul Experience for two’. This decadent mud cleanse may have you looking like a chocolate log for a little while, but it is renowned for its deep-clean, relaxing qualities.

Christmas is a time to embrace family life and spend some quality time with the people you love the most. For any new mums, a ‘Mother and Baby Photoshoot and Pamper Day’ is a wonderful bonding opportunity. These Christmas presents are an original twist on any pampering day as mum receives some care and attention from the beauty experts, before being photographed with baby for some pictures you can look back on forever.

If the idea of a family Christmas doesn’t sound too appealing this year, then why not make a run for it and escape to a hotel with someone special? If the West End show and a hotel stay in London don’t sound quite far away enough, then you could always treat yourselves to a trip to Paris. As Christmas presents go, they don’t get much more romantic than this, and you can be certain that you’ll be getting a kiss under the mistletoe when you deliver it.

Everyone has different ways of relaxing and if you happen to know anyone who would prefer the rush of adrenaline over the quiet and calm, then there are a number of Christmas presents you could treat them to as well. From bungee jumping to rally driving, ice climbing to power-boating; the list of possible death-defying activities seems endless. Still, these Christmas presents may well seem tame in comparison to the usual Christmas family get-together but they make for truly original and exciting Christmas presents that will never be forgotten.

Though we might all look forward to Christmas, very few of us can probably say that it is a stress-free time of the year. In principal, the idea of your entire family in the same room for a whole day, swapping unwanted Christmas presents, drinking lots of alcohol and eating all the food you spent hours preparing sounds fine; but it’s a good job there’s a week to recover in time for New Year as December can be exhausting.

Why not take a few precautions this year and treat that special someone (even if that’s you) to some Christmas presents that will help to muffle those jingle bells long enough for a bit of quiet pampering?

Whether it’s a wonderful thirty minutes of pampering for yourself, or a whole day dedicated to three different kinds of treatments, these unique and wonderful Christmas presents are a sure way to put a smile on someone’s face. From manicures, to pedicures, massages or even a little dip in a whirlpool spa; these Christmas presents can only promise a day of ultimate relaxation.

With all of those Christmas parties to attend, you’ll want to look your best, so why not treat yourself and a friend to a makeover? You could even have the perfect finished results captured on camera with a ‘Hair and Beauty Makeover and photo-shoot’ – ideal Christmas presents either for yourself or any teenagers in the family.

Fashion Photoshoot Christmas presents can be a wonderful way of reminding that special someone just how gorgeous you think they are. These are Christmas presents worthy of the supermodels with a professional consultation beforehand and the chance to select and even re-touch the finished pictures afterwards. Perhaps you know someone who needs a bit of seasonal cheer, and would love the opportunity for a completely new look for the New Year? With a ‘Star Style Transformation’, they could have just that as these Christmas presents offer a day’s pampering from a whole team of professional stylists.

If these Christmas presents sound exclusively for women, then think again. Gift Packs can make excellent Christmas presents for the man in your life too. He may well need a massage after a busy year of pampering you; and if a professional massage doesn’t sound rewarding enough, then how about a ‘City Slicker Photographic Makeover’ for that city gent in your life? You get the chance to relax and unwind too as you wait in the luxurious bar with a complimentary drink as the professionals set about turning your man into the ultimate pin-up – two Christmas presents in one!

If you or that special someone has a taste for the more unusual things in life, then why not try out some of the more unusual pampering treats this year? As far as Christmas presents go, they don’t get much more unique than a ‘Balinese Indulgence Experience’ – ancient treatments that combine the scents of aromatherapy to recharge the mind, body and soul. If all that indulgence at the Christmas dinner table tends to bring out pangs of guilt, then you can start to feel better with a ‘Rasul Experience for two’. This decadent mud cleanse may have you looking like a chocolate log for a little while, but it is renowned for its deep-clean, relaxing qualities.

Christmas is a time to embrace family life and spend some quality time with the people you love the most. For any new mums, a ‘Mother and Baby Photoshoot and Pamper Day’ is a wonderful bonding opportunity. These Christmas presents are an original twist on any pampering day as mum receives some care and attention from the beauty experts, before being photographed with baby for some pictures you can look back on forever.

If the idea of a family Christmas doesn’t sound too appealing this year, then why not make a run for it and escape to a hotel with someone special? If the West End show and a hotel stay in London don’t sound quite far away enough, then you could always treat yourselves to a trip to Paris. As Christmas presents go, they don’t get much more romantic than this, and you can be certain that you’ll be getting a kiss under the mistletoe when you deliver it.

Everyone has different ways of relaxing and if you happen to know anyone who would prefer the rush of adrenaline over the quiet and calm, then there are a number of Christmas presents you could treat them to as well. From bungee jumping to rally driving, ice climbing to power-boating; the list of possible death-defying activities seems endless. Still, these Christmas presents may well seem tame in comparison to the usual Christmas family get-together but they make for truly original and exciting Christmas presents that will never be forgotten.

The timing is perfect to discover what causes cellulite. Millions of individuals, mostly females, are concerned with the “cottage cheese” like appearance that cellulite adds to the surface of their skin. By understanding the underlying causes of cellulite, these individuals can take the steps necessary to deal with the problem effectively.

So, What Causes Cellulite?

1) Heredity

If an individual’s mother has cellulite, and she is female, the chances are she will have cellulite too. Interestingly enough, the cellulite will probably appear in the same places on the daughter, as they appear on the mother. Heredity does not “cause” cellulite, it merely increases the liklihood that it will appear.

2) Diet

Diets that are high in processed carbohydrates, trans fats, and refined sugar, tend to promote cellulite. Chemical dyes and food additives supply the body with toxins as well

The accumulation of toxins within fat cells promotes cellulite. Dietary choices should shift to fresh fruits and vegetables, and PLENTY of water. At least 64 ounces daily. Water is essential for flushing toxins.

3) Lack Of Activity And Exercise

Cellulite occurs to a greater degree in sedentary individuals. By the same token, cellulite tends to increase after lengthy periods of inactivity, such as a stay in the hospital.

Gaining body fat in general, increases the liklihood that cellulite will appear. It is FAR more common in obese individuals than individuals closer to a desired weight.

4) Smoking

Smoking cigarettes drastically increases the harmful toxins that promote cellulite. The more toxins accumulate without being flushed from the body, the greater liklihood that cellulite will appear.

Excessive alcohol intake promotes the appearance of cellulite as well.

Now that you know what causes cellulite, would you FINALLY like to get rid of it??

Ok i was origionally charged wtih misdemeanor possession of marijuana and alcohol. I had 1 yr probation, 50 hours comm service, and 6months restricted license.

My first drug test i failed for cocaine, alls they gave me was 1 mothers against drunk driving class and through out the charges.

NOW i failed again like 5 months later. So i am going to sign up for a drug rehabilitation program. Whats the worse the court/judge can do to me. Add community service, add probation time, random drug tests, umm or am I going to get jail time

I live in virginia, and im 20
I dont have any time hanging over my head though. My PO said to get into a rehab program ASAP so by the time i go to court i can say I put myself in there instead of THEM putting me in there

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“It was a dark, dark night…” … raleigh scheetz fire station andy love reverie holiday parade my favorite highway steph cam mars karis maria mangos one tree hill music panera bread company mom dad car parents lost west street fuquay varina sex drugs coffee

hi there..currently i am a 14 year old boy with a 1 brother age 13. my father is not here with us anymore because he’s a butthole. right now it seems troubling because she has been drinking and driving all the time. She is already in court because police caught her drinking and driving and now my mother has to face some kind of penalty, taking driving classes again and you know.. And now if she keeps this up, she will eventually lose her license permanently. I Try to stop her from driving [since i cannot stop her from drinking] What should i do???
yes..it is very dangerous of her..my mother could possibly end up injuring herself or even death..

I don’t want to “mother” her….but she is out of control. I am so worried about her. (BTW she just turned 24)

Roughly three weeks from now, flower shops will once again be flocked by men and children of all ages, hauling up only the best for the number one woman our lives: our mothers and wives. Next to the ever popular Christmas and Valentines, Mothers Day is one of the most widely celebrated holidays around the globe. While it’s celebrated different days of the year, we celebrate it here in the Philippines every second Sunday of May (May 11 this 2008), as adopted from the Western calendar.

The earliest recognized Mothers Day celebration dates back to ancient Greece in honor of the Mother of the gods, Rhea. The Romans, who have equally popular mythological gods have been honoring Rhea’s Roman counterpart, Juno, through a holiday called “Matronalia” where mothers are usually given flowers and gifts. During the 16th century, the mothers from United Kingdom and Ireland are released by their masters every fourth Sunday of Lent (exactly three weeks before Easter Sunday) to be with their children and families hence the day has been called “mothering Sunday”.

The American tradition of honoring mothers every second Sunday of May has only begun in May 9, 1914 through the efforts of Julia Ward Howe (wrote a Mother’s Day Proclamation as a call for peace and disarmament in 1870), Ann Jarvis (she attempted to improve sanitation through what she called Mothers’ Work Days in 1858), and Anna Jarvis (the daughter of the previously mentioned who also started a movement to impose a memorial day for women in 1907).

Shopping for Mothers Day has never been simpler these days where everything is available in the malls or even online. Flower shops have hundreds of arrangement and gift suggestions for the confused gift giver. Start off your selection with an exquisite or quirky (whatever fits your mom’s personality) vase. This should be a good practice to ward off those boxes and tissue wrappers that your mom will just ditch within the day.

From there, check out the vast selection of flowers this summer. They are not only colorful but can also be inexpensive (naturally because of the supply). Pair your customized flower and vase with the book she’s been dying to read, a Teflon pan to replace the one you damaged by scraping off the coating with a metal spoon or take her to a scrub, massage, and wrap date at the spa. The key is to give her something that will truly make her feel like a queen so there’s no room for going overboard here. She’s worked very hard year round for you and it’s your chance to say thank you with everyone else around the globe.

Roughly three weeks from now, flower shops will once again be flocked by men and children of all ages, hauling up only the best for the number one woman our lives: our mothers and wives. Next to the ever popular Christmas and Valentines, Mothers Day is one of the most widely celebrated holidays around the globe. While it’s celebrated different days of the year, we celebrate it here in the Philippines every second Sunday of May (May 11 this 2008), as adopted from the Western calendar.

The earliest recognized Mothers Day celebration dates back to ancient Greece in honor of the Mother of the gods, Rhea. The Romans, who have equally popular mythological gods have been honoring Rhea’s Roman counterpart, Juno, through a holiday called “Matronalia” where mothers are usually given flowers and gifts. During the 16th century, the mothers from United Kingdom and Ireland are released by their masters every fourth Sunday of Lent (exactly three weeks before Easter Sunday) to be with their children and families hence the day has been called “mothering Sunday”.

The American tradition of honoring mothers every second Sunday of May has only begun in May 9, 1914 through the efforts of Julia Ward Howe (wrote a Mother’s Day Proclamation as a call for peace and disarmament in 1870), Ann Jarvis (she attempted to improve sanitation through what she called Mothers’ Work Days in 1858), and Anna Jarvis (the daughter of the previously mentioned who also started a movement to impose a memorial day for women in 1907).

Shopping for Mothers Day has never been simpler these days where everything is available in the malls or even online. Flower shops have hundreds of arrangement and gift suggestions for the confused gift giver. Start off your selection with an exquisite or quirky (whatever fits your mom’s personality) vase. This should be a good practice to ward off those boxes and tissue wrappers that your mom will just ditch within the day.

From there, check out the vast selection of flowers this summer. They are not only colorful but can also be inexpensive (naturally because of the supply). Pair your customized flower and vase with the book she’s been dying to read, a Teflon pan to replace the one you damaged by scraping off the coating with a metal spoon or take her to a scrub, massage, and wrap date at the spa. The key is to give her something that will truly make her feel like a queen so there’s no room for going overboard here. She’s worked very hard year round for you and it’s your chance to say thank you with everyone else around the globe.

well i dont want to get buster, or die.. so when and where should i try LSD…im a minor so i still live with my mom (dad someplace else) so help me out expert junkies and hippies.

My mother has a sickening addiction to methamphetamine. Our immediate family is well aware of it, due to her stealing from family, not working for months now & still managing to miraculously pay bills, buy gifts, etc. My mother and I are very open & we have discussed her situation. I’m defensive for my other family members (and myself) that she’s stolen from, with tact. (That IS my mother.) Her boyfriend and her inform me when she’s so sick from being without her “drug”. Both of them are users and neither of them are working to correct their problem … if they even see it as that. It’s breaking up our family & I’m torn in the middle, trying to do the impossible and defend/please all parties involved. I’m pregnant & it’s getting to the point where I’m tired of being nice and wish I could consciously decide to cut that out of my life, but … it’s my mother. It’s a very hard decision … & everyone is hoping I can find the solution. What do I do?
Ok … her boyfriend and her are already in the “criminal mind” stage of addiction. (I’m almost 100% sure that’s how things get “paid” amongst their life.) Also, I’m 25. Parents divorced when I was 2 days old. (So, Dad’s not going to be into “team playing”.) AAAH yes … and she’s been to rehab before. I’ve cut her off from my life before. She’s been to jail and “supposedly” was clean throughout her whole probation. Her boyfriend and her are already entering the early stages of their abusive relationship & having had that experience, I know the added difficulty that it adds to the situation. I believe she is in control, though, not him. Not to mention, you can’t exactly “admit” a full grown mother, that may/may not believe she has a problem. She has to make that decision. (For the record, I’m 25 & do NOT live at home.)
I’m not exactly taking up for her…