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I was caught on campus with 9 unopened beers and I wasn’t drinking. It will be my first offense. I am 18 turning 19 soon.
What can I expect as punishment?
Will it stay on my record, or affect me in the future in any way?
How can I avoid my mom finding out? (Citation is being mailed to my home address and my campus is 2 hours from there)

ive been putting some on my major pimples to dry them out but, my mom is trying to make me stop doing that.

I’m going to give myself a tattoo and I need some. What reason would I use if I was to ask my mom to get it for me?
Thanks. Your maturity is absolutely thrilling, assholes. :)

my cousin is getting married in 2 weeks and there will be alcohol flowing (my family’s very heavy drinkers). i am 99% sure i am pregnant (missed period,positive test,other signs) but i am not ready to share this with my family bc it is still very early. however, how do i explain to them why i am not drinking? i know i can easily say “no” or “im not in the mood” but my family is very intrusive and wont take a simple answer. any advice from expectant moms who decided to keep their news secret for awhile?

ok i went out friday.i work with kids so ofcourse i get stressed out.plus i have my own kids etc.im a single mom so i like to have a few beers.sometimes i dont remember how many i drink and yeah i get drunk.i only drink miller lite and never drink hard liquer.i dont wanna die so can this happen just from miller lite?

I ended up in the emergency room for drinking too much (my mom had gotten cancer). I had applied for the navy but got turned down. However, at MEPS they black listed me and my physical appears as 333333. I went to a psychologist to get this all cleared up, and in the letter that she gave me (after a clinical tests etc) it says that I dont suffer from depression, anxiety or suicidal tendencies… all of that stuff… that Im basically normal. In this case, who would show more leniency the Marines or the Army?

I was with my mom this entire weekend and she was on a drinking binge. I was with my relatives and since she can’t handle stress at all she was doing was drinking. Especially because we went to visit her brother (my uncle) who is really sick from cancer. I was at a mall and secretly followed her and dragged her out of a bar, but by that point it was too late. She was already passed out in the car on the ride up there. Why my father took her still is beyond me. Last time i went to the mall with her and my cousins a few weeks before almost the same scenario happened, where i ended up baby sitting her after she got drunk at a mall, and she passed out drunk in the back seat of a my cousin’s/Uncle’s car. I feel bad that my relatives i see maybe once ever 5 years saw her piss drunk the entire visit. But i was home alone that night and i put her in bed and i went on the computer. I started hearing coughing and chocking so I rushed over to her room. She started vomiting and wouldn’t stop, just kept on throwing up continuously. And completely passed out and stopped breathing and wouldn’t respond to anything. She was just lying there in her own vomit so I turned her over to her side and grabbed the phone to call 911, but at that exact moment my father got home and took care of her thank God. But the “what ifs” is what scares me. “what if” i hadn’t of been there she would of chocked on her own vomit? What if i never dragged her out of those bars? What if my father didn’t get home? I told my father he had to pick between me or her because I can’t deal with it anymore. Seeing her lying there lifeless made me have a nervous breakdown. She went to a meeting and is talking about getting into a program today. She thanked me, but I don’t think she has the will power to do this without going back to rehab. I haven’t really spoken with her since the incident. What should I say? I just can’t do it anymore.
I don’t want her to die
I don’t want her to die

Well i bought one with my mom and this is the first time i have ever try ed it, but when i showed my sister she said that it had alcohol in it like shots, and im thinking since i never had alcohol and I didn’t know i read over the full bottle but i couldn’t find anything wrong with it like a warning of alcohol or something, anyway does it have alcoholic or alcoholic ingredients??
Also is it healthy for you and your body??

I look around and I’ve seen that alcohol ruins a lot of things.
I got a mom that is an alcoholic
I ruined a relationship because I was drunk. Then the same girl did the same thing to me and she was also drunk. Who here thinks its horrible.

I am buying presents for my family and friends for Europe in the summer. My mom would like for me to bring two bottles of whiskey for my uncle who wants to taste good Canadian alcohol. I’m flying with Austrian Airlines and I am almost 15. Is it okay if i put it in my checked in luggage? Will I have any problems? THANKS!
oh, sorry haha. my mom is the one buying. I know i can’t buy it by myself. She came up with the idea of the presents… :)

I put a new flea collar on the mom. and i change their bedding frequently. what else can i do before they get infested?

my friend pierced my 2nd hole for me yesterday and its been hurting ever since and my mom doesnt know about it. but it hurts to sleep on it and when i hit the earring it hurts also. i dont wanna take it out cause it hurt to have done. HELP!! PLEASE!
can i use hydrogen peroxide?
i always used rubbing alcohol when cleaning my 1st hole and it was fine.

I’m going to a party tonight for my birthday and we’re planning to drink, I’m turning 19 so I can handle myself, I’m not a 12 year old running around drunk, but my mom is super strict, she smells alchohol from nearly a mile away, If i drink around 11 and I wash my face, drink alot of water, brush my teeth, drink alot of water and chew gum, do you think she’ll notice when she comes to pick me up around 2?

I just got my septum pierced 3 days ago and i haven’t cleaned it with any liquids only like a q-tip and water. but i heard it can get infected if i dont clean it with antibiotics. i dont have any sodium peroxide or any of that sea salt. and i cant buy some cuz my mom will get suspicious. and she doesn’t know that i have a septum piercing.

the only things i have is alcohol and table salt.
would that work?

My cousin and i are very close. We are only a year apart, shes turning 16 in december and im turning 15. Last year she started drinking and this year she drinks multiple times during the weekends. She has done many things while drunk that she regrets. whenever i question her about her drinking too much she says that alot of her friends drink more than her and she refuses to stop drinking all the time. although she has said that she was going to cut down a few times but she never went through with it. Her family left her mom when she was in fourth grade because her mother is a struggling alcoholic, and her brother is in rehab for drugs and alcohol. She says if anyone ever trys to stop her drinking then she will get angry because its her life and her decisions. She has a disease (Cysitic Fibrosis, if you know what that is) so she cant smoke, although she has done it sometimes and she eats brownies sometimes, im afraid she is going to grow up to be an alcoholic like her mother or bro

I was thinking some kind of wine or gin and tonics, what do moms like?

I wanna call someone about my mom.

tuesday night i got wasted and was throwing up a lot. i feel fine now but my mom just told me that i have to get blood work taken tomorrow (friday) for something that is not related to drinking. will they be able to tell that i was drinking from my blood work?

my mom has alot of alcohol in the cabinet and i never thought to try any. But i tried some 2008 california moscato a few minutes ago and i didn’t swallow( i spit it out) because it was nasty. Is alcohol suppose to have that tingly feeling in your mouth?

I’m planning on going to a party with alcohol tonight, i’ll probably drink. My mom is sure to ask me “will there be drugs there?” i don’t want to lie, but i want to go party. What do i say to that? how can i convince her to let me go?