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tell her mothers day was last year, she missed it ∙
hand her a bottle of vodka and say merry christmas mommy!
Tell her she drank it.
Tell her she drank it……
and say its right here, and give her the finger.
tell her she just gave birth to you…Happy mother’s day..lol
wrap up a candle you have laying around the house for her
say “dont you remember?! we had a huuuge party for you last night… all the neighbors came”
Give her a cup of cofffe and say here it is mommy happy mother day
Tell her it’s on back order and she’ll have it in time for Christmas.
What year is it again?
Dont give her the Junk Dance!
Tell her to stfu and get in the kitchen and fix you a sammich.
It’s at the bottom of the next bottle.
You tell her its not May yet and give her more booze
Just say, mothers day was last week. I got you that bottle of whisky! Remember?
Explain to her it is not mother’s day.
tell her what happened, and its not mothers day, but when it is you will give her something nice =)
sober up and ill find it for you mom
Give her another shot…Or 4, that should change the subject.
Wow. Why is your om even out??? If you are under 18 then you can report that to the police.
Tell her there’s no such thing as mothers day
Tell her shes off the deep end
ask-You don’t remember? Then cry about spending so much time and $ on it!
“I gave it to you yesterday mom, remember! Mother’s Day was yesterday. You said you really loved your gift. You didn’t forget my gift did you mom? I thought really hard about that gift! where is it?” LOL
turn it around on her to make her feel bad for not remembering what she did with your gift you didn’t give her…..
She drank it
tell her she drank it last night and you hope she enjoyed it
You died five years ago mom!
Tell her she ate it.
Remind her that she just drank it.=)
“I drank it beotch!”
well you either get her some help or buy her a bottle if this is true not funny i feel bad for you help her if you can and if you can,t then worry about you and help you.
Tell her she drank it! ~:)>
is it even mothers day?
tell her she drank all three of them
Tell her the truth…
Say you’re taking her out drinking tonight.
Tell her the dog ate it.
I find it hard to believe nobody came up with that.