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A college student talks about her stepdad (a drug dealer), her mom (addicted to cocaine & alcohol), and how she got over her anger and bitterness. From www.everystudent.com

Demi: *Waiting at the rehab center for her mother. She is crying* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Joe: *Waiting at the mall for his friends. He is grinning* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *A nurse arrives* Nurse: *Checks her clipboard* *In a thick British accent* Miss Dematria? Demi: Um, it’s Demetria, and yeah? Nurse: *Clears her throat* Pardon me, miss. But it may be my accent. Well, miss, your mother is expecting to see you soon. Are you ready? Demi: *Sighs* I dunno… Okay. *Dabs her face and follows the nurse in* Diana: *Staring into space, sitting in her bad* Demi: Mom? Diana: *Mutters, without looking at Demi* How could you do this to me, Demi? Demi: Mom- Diana: You let me go. Demi: You’re a drug addict- you’re an alcoholic- you scare me and Mads and Dallas… Diana: *Looks over* Demi: *For the first time in three years, Demi finally sees her mother’s face, but not the way she always wanted* Diana: *Her eyes are bloodshot, her face is pale, her nose is red, her lips trembling. There are wires and tubes and needles stuck all over her* Demi: I- I’m sorry!! *Starts weeping* Diana: *Looks away* Don’t cry- Demi: *Cries more* Diana: *Turns to her* DON’T CRY! LISTEN TO ME YOU BITCH- *She grabs her glass of water and spills it all over herself while attempting to throw it at Demi* Demi: *Screams* Nurse: *Quickly grabs Demi’s shoulders and sweeps her away, slamming the door behind her* Demi: *Puts her hands over her mouth and cries WAY more harder* Nurse: Miss- miss… *Shakes Demi lightly* Demi: Listen, she- she really hates me!! Nurse: *Sighs* No, miss- she’s just- She can’t handle her self yet. Demi: *Cries more* Nurse: Do not cry. Repeat after me… I am okay Demi: I am- I- I am okay… Nurse: I love my mom. Demi: I love my mom. Nurse: And my mom loves me. Demi: And- and- my- my- *Cries harder* Nurse: Do you need a hug? Demi: *Nods* *She hugs the nurse* Nurse: There, there. Demi: May I go home? Nurse: Alright. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Joe: *Hugs his friends* Jake: Hey. Joe: Hey. Zac: What’s the plan? Joe: Let’s go have some drinks at Lerenza Boirs. Cody: K. Selena: What do they serve there? Joe: Smoothies, cocktails, juices. Nick: No alcohol! Zac: Right! Kevin: Don’t worry Sel. We don’t drink. Miley: Chillax. Megan: After our smoothies we can go to a movie. Drew: What’s on? Lindsey: Ask Emma. *She calls Emma* Emma: Hey! Lindsey: What’s on? Emma: Susan Gray and Fin Gay. Lindsey: OOOH! ROMANTIC COMEDY! Emma: Uh huh!! Lindsey: We’re coming. Emma: K. Bye! (Click) Joe: Why Emma? Lindsey: Em got a summer job at Cineplex. Joe: Oh. Lindsey: Come on, gang. *They leave* OKAY, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!! IF YOU THINK IT’S NICE I WILL CONTINUE!

Longtime Chicago Cubs fan, Steve does a promo at Wrigley Field for his new show

Steve gives you a chance to be a “loud” mouth too. Watch this clip from Steve’s Mailbag and see how Steve responds to his fans and belly rubbers alike. Don’t forget this is “Moron-Free TV”

No child left behind! Like most parents, John wants whats best for his children, and he believes that means keeping them from their mother, Alane. John accuses Alane of keeping his children in unfit living conditions and allowing them to fall prey to fleas and lice. Alane admits to her wrongs in the past, but argues shes cleaned up her act, and Johns simply keeping her children from her. Then… 16-year-old Brittany may have been abandoned by her mother, but now she want answers, and shes here to get them!